First we had spam in a can. Then we had spam in the fridge. Now we have fridges spamming. Humans were behind it all. (Or Satan, depending on which way you look at it.) If we decide to invent some types of police or military robots that kill and we don't have a kill switch or non-psycho humans controlling them, and then maybe also invent some types of robots that do your tweets for you, and some types to fill in for you, some to respond for you based on your previous comments and likes and purchases and everything, and some robots to take the spam out of your fridge, some that are physical look alikes of you but make you feel like crap because they do everything better, and some that can memorize all the lines way better than you - from Star Wars and Terminator and iRobot and the entire internet database and these humans create robots that create even more of these robots, and those robots, and databanks and then toss in nanotech and artificial cells, and genetic engineering and competing groups of humans from billionaires to the military to hackers to terrorists to the CIA and NSA and Hollywood...well, our automatic urinals and toilets and water faucets and lights that always breakdown and don't have a properly working manual over ride (if they even have one at all) -- I'm pretty sure our spamming fridges of the YEAR 2014 will seem like the good old days from a more innocent time in retrospect. And that's crazy. LMFO...for now :)
As for the spamming fridge story, you can check it out below. Hopefully the insulting toasters and jailbroken and unruly tweet-pic-peeking ovens, scalding automatic shower faucets, and overly aggressive bluetooth sex toys will not follow. On twitter or on the news or anywhere. Really, it did all start when somebody decided to put spam in a can. It may have actually tasted good, and some people occasionally have tasted it, or even peeked inside. I mean, it came with it's own can opener attached to it. So convenient. Designed for the curious. Suddenly you're peeling it open...you're almost there...what's inside? Will it be different from the last time? You take a look, take a whiff...yes...yuck...it's still spam :( Unless you're starving:). What ever you do, don't think of the movie Soylent Green!! Don't do it!
-Paul von Dubrovnik
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25780908
As for the spamming fridge story, you can check it out below. Hopefully the insulting toasters and jailbroken and unruly tweet-pic-peeking ovens, scalding automatic shower faucets, and overly aggressive bluetooth sex toys will not follow. On twitter or on the news or anywhere. Really, it did all start when somebody decided to put spam in a can. It may have actually tasted good, and some people occasionally have tasted it, or even peeked inside. I mean, it came with it's own can opener attached to it. So convenient. Designed for the curious. Suddenly you're peeling it open...you're almost there...what's inside? Will it be different from the last time? You take a look, take a whiff...yes...yuck...it's still spam :( Unless you're starving:). What ever you do, don't think of the movie Soylent Green!! Don't do it!
-Paul von Dubrovnik
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25780908
